no this guy is somehow a 1/3 truther
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the year is 2069. decades of guerilla warfare. atrocities committed on both sides. child cadres publicly beat statistics teachers with their classroom doors. at the height of the conflict, arabic numerals are briefly banned.
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then, a thaw. the supreme ruler of the 1/2 faction makes backchannel overtures to moderate thirdist elements. representatives of the warring parties haggle over a compromise. the country's finest mathematicians, sociologists and generals are shut up in a room for days.
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finally a 1729 page communique is released with all parties signing onto a solution that "everyone can live with." around the world, the announcement is greeted by impromptu street parties, goat barbeques, and drag racing.
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eleven appendices to the report lay out the full mathematical argument behind the final conclusion that the probability of getting the car if you switch is... 0.4. lead negotiatiors on both sides share the nobel peace prize for their role in this "two-fifths compromise"
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