RETVRN to INFLAMMABILITY
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Don't worry, it's an inflammable gas.
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Second graders were expected to fend for themselves, in deference to natural selection.
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Now we put poison in both these things to prevent them from catching on fire... except poison turns out to be extra flammable:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDNPhq5ggoE …
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Stop drop and troll
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Nuclear war? Just hide under a desk, you'll be fine.
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I'll have you know my underground bunker is made of children's school desks for this reason
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I caught on fire a lot less than my primary education made me expect
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Right?! I went to bed every night assuming that a fire would just start somewhere between me and my bedroom door
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Education has gone downhill since we stopped making classroom materials out of phlogiston.
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make education inflammable again
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