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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 12
      Replying to @AlexGodofsky @selentelechia

      im going to hide knowledge of computers from her until shes old enough to not do this

      2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
    2. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk May 12
      Replying to @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky @selentelechia

      parents: "I will simply not expose my young child to the corrupting influence of modern technology" parents subsequently learn that the corrupting influence of modern technology is a foolproof way to amuse them and alleviate fussing

      2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
    3. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk May 12
      Replying to @sgodofsk @eigenrobot and

      but seriously until leah came along I was totally baffled by parents giving 2 year olds tablets now it all makes complete and horrifying sense

      2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
    4. Ourania, top retard² PhD‏ @ouranometrian May 12
      Replying to @sgodofsk @eigenrobot and

      Hey though, what did parents do before all of this technology and internet? When I was two we only had one tv in the living room. Did I just chill in my room and talk and play by myself if I got bored at night?

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    5. ☉rthonormalist‏ @orthonormalist May 12
      Replying to @ouranometrian @sgodofsk and

      read?

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    6. Ourania, top retard² PhD‏ @ouranometrian May 12
      Replying to @orthonormalist @sgodofsk and

      Well we're not all gd geniuses like you, I don't think I could read at 2, and tbh I've never liked reading that much. So what did cool 2 year olds do?

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    7. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk May 12
      Replying to @ouranometrian @orthonormalist and

      I sure as hell couldn't read at 2

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    8. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky May 12
      Replying to @sgodofsk @ouranometrian and

      I think ortho meant, parents would read to kids

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    9. Ourania, top retard² PhD‏ @ouranometrian May 12
      Replying to @AlexGodofsky @sgodofsk and

      Ahh I see. Okay, I do remember I had these Disney books that had a cassette tape that read them aloud for you to follow. I enjoyed them. But since I remember them I must have been about 3/4

      2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    10. Ourania, top retard² PhD‏ @ouranometrian May 12
      Replying to @ouranometrian @AlexGodofsky and

      These onespic.twitter.com/Sa3RlGf5cy

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 12
      Replying to @ouranometrian @AlexGodofsky and

      I had some of those a star wars one too

      10:46 PM - 12 May 2021
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        2. The Unfinished Owl‏ @UnfinishedOwl May 12
          Replying to @eigenrobot @ouranometrian and

          Me too! A New Hope, I believe. I think C-3PO read some or all of it? Or maybe just the intro.

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 12
          Replying to @UnfinishedOwl @ouranometrian and

          "Old Ben was full of surprises" thats all I remember from it

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