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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 11

    eigenrobot Retweeted The North Pole is a fusion center

    annals of campbells lawhttps://twitter.com/hypervisible/status/1391922706623483907 …

    eigenrobot added,

    Some Amazon managers say they 'hire to fire' people just to meet the internal turnover goal every year. 
The practice is internally called "hire to fire," in which managers hire people they intend to fire within a year just to meet their turnover goal.
    The North Pole is a fusion centerVerified account @hypervisible
    Firing by algo takes many forms. pic.twitter.com/kT4oeN8iLL
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    5:43 PM - 11 May 2021
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    • Victoria Pedro Simon Sarris publicore dyson ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ David W. Hankins Kasper Hawser
    7 replies 1 retweet 88 likes
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      2. Andrew Stratelates  ⚓ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ☦️ Trad Anglican‏ @AStratelates May 11
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Campbell's Law?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Limes‏ @moddedLimes May 11
        Replying to @AStratelates @eigenrobot

        cannibal's law?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk May 11
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        wait why do you want turnover that makes no sense

        3 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk May 11
        Replying to @sgodofsk @eigenrobot

        not only do you lose institutional knowledge when people leave but like, people will forego a ridiculously large amount of money for a bit more job security

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Look up Knuffelberen‏ @poiThePoi May 11
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        My current employer just dinged me on perf for not writing enough 10-page design docs to ask for approval to make bugfixes and my eyebrows are in the attic right now. Campbell's Law.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Look up Knuffelberen‏ @poiThePoi May 11
        Replying to @poiThePoi @eigenrobot

        "What is your deploy plan?" "My deploy plan is that this 2-line codefix that passes this new unit test (see here in this CL) goes out in the regularly scheduled Prod Deploy sometime next week, and then the next oncaller checks this chart and this chart to see if no more spikes"

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. #8‏ @perilousphoto May 11
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I don’t see what soup has to do with this.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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      2. bob poekert‏ @bobpoekert May 11
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        does amazon do stack ranking?

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 11
        Replying to @bobpoekert

        i cant comment on that for opsec reasons

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2.  🕯️‏ @thevoidbeckon May 11
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Sure this sounds bad but remember Bezos has completely revolutionized B2C and its associated logistics so he probably knows Best

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. avery‏ @averykimball May 11
        Replying to @thevoidbeckon @eigenrobot

        evolution through variation and selection

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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