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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 11

      eigenrobot Retweeted LindyMan

      it is kind of interesting wondering how many cartoon mascots have featured chest hair little caesar has to be the only one on a food producthttps://twitter.com/PaulSkallas/status/1391771723603849223 …

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      LindyMan @PaulSkallas
      shaving your chest is weird and should not be normalized pic.twitter.com/ufgiAXS6L6
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 11

      brawny man has a tee shirt or is buttoneed up cant believe he lost the moustachepic.twitter.com/s5tKdHWaaq

      7 replies 1 retweet 33 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 11

      eigenrobot Retweeted Rob McMillin

      i think it would have been more genuinely subversive if they had replaced the mascot with a black man which is probably why they havent done ithttps://twitter.com/scareduck/status/1392077771153756160 …

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      Rob McMillin @scareduck
      Replying to @eigenrobot
      He became a she in late years https://fortune.com/2017/03/06/brawny-paper-towel-man-now-woman/ …
      4 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 11

      yeah thats the other thing shes not even butch. dont tell me thats not lipstick. flannel alone does not stop you from being obviously femme https://twitter.com/NLRG_/status/1392168508360962056 …pic.twitter.com/y47Gw6wjQ1

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 11

      maybe the girlfriend she borrowed that shirt from is brawny

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 11

      me: hey hon would you mind letting me know if this will get me cancelled @selentelechia, reviewing the female mascot: that is a bisexual girl who is insecure about not being gay. do not ask me how i know this

      10:33 AM - 11 May 2021
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        2. SWIM 🪞SWIY‏ @loafenson May 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          wow accurate

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        3. SWIM 🪞SWIY‏ @loafenson May 11
          Replying to @loafenson @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          i know this because my fiancée has the same shirt

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        2. KNemec‏ @MrKapitalist May 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          I think Moon has a strong backup career option as a cold reading carnie.

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
        3. bosco‏ @selentelechia May 11
          Replying to @MrKapitalist @eigenrobot

          I would be vicious

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