one time my mom was working herself up into a fight with my dad about where the relationship was going and my dad just said "oh i thought we were getting married" and that was his proposalhttps://twitter.com/AliceFromQueens/status/1391960839171760133 …
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When asked about the American way of battle, a general is reported to have said, "if we don't know what we're doing, the enemy won't either!"
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“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.” ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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Not to disagree with the clever lady, who shows spiritedness, the quality most necessary if life's gonna suck, but what you said reminds me of Chunkging Express: Women can't wait, it drives them crazy.https://youtu.be/J57YCiTwoJE?t=107 …
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This is almost as rough as the voicemail scene in Swingers.
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Never deviate from proven methods.https://twitter.com/KurtKendricks/status/1352663945102950408?s=19 …
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