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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 10

      baby is currently a bit more than two months old and sitting up assisted. she had decent neck control at birth. I have no idea where these numbers are coming from but they are making me think its less a matter of having a super baby and more that no one knows anything at allpic.twitter.com/b2HF9Ii6Kn

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    2.  🐜onio ( 🎅🏼, 🎅🏼)‏ @monodevice May 10
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      oh yeah, same for my son. he sat up really early, and adults kept telling me how that was not 'good' for his hips or something. it seemed fine since he did it on his own

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 10
      Replying to @monodevice

      AAARRGGHH @selentelechia look at this!!! we were just complaining about such madness

      1:34 PM - 10 May 2021
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        2.  🐜onio ( 🎅🏼, 🎅🏼)‏ @monodevice May 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

          I guess I shouldn't do the joke in which he now has two little titanium-alloy hips....

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 10
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          pic.twitter.com/gENs26ZxsL

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        1. KURT‏ @KurtKendricks May 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot @monodevice @selentelechia

          Sir, I am an infant posture psychologist, and for a lower hourly rate of $1000, I will watch your baby sit, staring at me like some confused, wide-eyed toad, and then sell you a $5,000 cheap plastic baby chair that will cause back problems, which I can also solve five years from

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        1. Vivid Void‏ @VividVoid_ May 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot @monodevice @selentelechia

          My nephew is two months-ish and doing the same. We've all noticed how strong he is since tummy time started but tbh it's possible all families just think that about their babies

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        1. 0.005 Seconds To Madness (30/300)‏ @seconds_0 May 10
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          I dont even have a birthed child yet and im already learning "Wow thanks for the recommendation" and then immediately ignoring people

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