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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 10

    baby is currently a bit more than two months old and sitting up assisted. she had decent neck control at birth. I have no idea where these numbers are coming from but they are making me think its less a matter of having a super baby and more that no one knows anything at allpic.twitter.com/b2HF9Ii6Kn

    1:29 PM - 10 May 2021
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    • genya ex machina su jin kim Bran Malin ⭕️ Bharath Reddy sarah childress Laura the Cellist too many lizards 🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot 🦇
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 10

        eigenrobot Retweeted Old Millennial Online

        yeah I was thinking about the loss function for the writers "more than half of babies have neck control down at birth" would probably cause a meltdown of concerned parents so maybe you benchmark at the slow extremehttps://twitter.com/boomer_yung/status/1391854624978595840?s=19 …

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        Old Millennial Online @boomer_yung
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        These medical “advice” pieces (at least from professional publications) are usually super cautious and conservative because they are afraid of getting sued
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 10

        eigenrobot Retweeted alice (taylor's version)

        https://twitter.com/__justplaying/status/1391854761280954373?s=19 …

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        alice (taylor's version) @__justplaying
        Replying to @eigenrobot
        “average baby sits assisted around 6 months" factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average baby sits assisted at birth. @babymoonbot, who's been sitting in the womb unassisted already is an outlier adn should not have been counted”
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      1. Unaccountable BureauCat‏ @UnAcctBureaucat May 10
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        My first daughter was exactly like the description on the left. But our new 3 month old has held her head up since 2 months and rolled from back to stomach consistently at 2 months

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      1. Augustine‏ @AugustineFacts May 10
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        yes, but also for nearly everything else in life other than babies

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 10
        Replying to @SkepticalAlpaca

        yeah development seems somehow undermeasured. hmm

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      2. Schism‏ @raskolnehkov May 10
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        yessss chubby baby content

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      3. David Banks‏ @DavidBancz May 10
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        So lovely.

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      1. Lucre Snooker‏ @LucreSnooker May 10
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        pediatricians seem really oriented toward telling you not to worry about stuff as opposed to giving you information, even if you tell them you aren't trying to have excuses to worry and just want information, so it's hard to tell what's actually normal

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      1. Charles Wolff‏ @CharlesLWolff3 May 10
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        There is variation. These are the guidelines to indicate concern. Late developing is not necessarily bad up to a point. Just as head circumference is a problem up to a limit.

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