still in awe of women generally memeing themselves into wanting careers like you know theres a reason companies have to pay people to do this shit right
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New parents are basically wireheads, it's just look at baby get dopamine all day. And night, I suppose.
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Paternity leave was the best. It's also when I realized UBI would be a societal disaster.
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I spent most of paternity leave being very frazzled and tired
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When my dad was on paternity leave, he knew you're supposed to talk to babies but he had no idea what to say...so he just read book reviews from his favorite paper out loud to infant me the WHOLE TIME. He got through a ton of reviews and it explains a lot about how I turned out.
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still wearing a bathrobe at 6 is the picture of good parenting
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facing my impending paternity. hauschaos and fear thereof is growing. high oxytocin and low testosterone? gynæcomastia?
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Fellas, is it gay to reproduce
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