well if you genuinely haven’t realized, i’ll give you a hint there is another, much more amusing interpretation
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idgi
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yes it's driving me nuts
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ok so fun fact about skin (and probably other tissues) is that if you regularly stretch it out it gets permanently longer, (AFAIK) so when eigen says your vaginal elasticity is evidence that you’re not gay, he’s saying that you have sex with men and also that he has a large pe
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Replying to @acidshill @selentelechia and
and what really makes it a masterful tweet is that he manages to so elegantly, so obliquely pack so much braggadocio into a mere seven words truly a master of the art
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I don't think anyone could possibly have enough sex to stretch out vagina tissue permanently unless they were methodically dilating every day lol
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Hmm, I still have time. Gonna gauge my vagina like people gauge their ears. Then baby will just fall out right?
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Replying to @ouranometrian @selentelechia and
there is no place in america as hornt as seattle when the rain lets up
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the horny season and the wet season
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