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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 3

      eigenrobot Retweeted Christopher Smith

      claimshttps://twitter.com/chrylis/status/1389349409855574018 …

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      Christopher Smith @chrylis
      Replying to @politicalmath
      It is an open secret that certain Chinese manufacturers of forehead thermometers have deliberately programmed them never to read at a fever level, and the claim that it's to prevent Western users from identifying sick individuals seems plausible.
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 3

      idk i still prefer the mercury ones like whats more likely to change over time (a) the functionality of a cheap electronic component (b) the density of mercury at different temperatures

      4:21 PM - 3 May 2021
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        2. deal‏ @dealbakerjones May 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Plus if you buy enough of them you can play with one of the top three coolest naturally occurring substances in the universe

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. Fatima Farook and 1,482 others‏ @putins_lapdog May 3
          Replying to @dealbakerjones @eigenrobot

          hmm wat are other two

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        1. Andrew Rettek‏ @oscredwin May 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          how much time we talking about?

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        1. Shea Levy‏ @shlevy May 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Plus much easier to go through the rite of passage of faking sick so your parents keep you home from school.

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        1. acid shill‏ @acidshill May 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          RETVRN

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        2. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky May 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          do you actually check the calibration on your mercury thermometer tho (obviously this isn't hard)

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        3. 2 Dogs in a Trenchcoat‏ @2_trenchcoat May 3
          Replying to @AlexGodofsky @eigenrobot

          It's literally all I do

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        1. Roy‏ @moheroy May 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Where can you even get a mercury medical thermometer these days? About ten years ago I bought a box from imIndia and about half of them were defective because the glasswork was bad

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        1. Count(erfactual inter)Vener‏ @Adrusi May 3
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Ok but the digital ones are not fragile, not even remotely toxic, beep when they reach equilibrium, are easier to read and cheaper. In theory they're just ohmeters and should be reliable, but granted that in practice they often leave much to be desired.

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