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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 3

    eigenrobot Retweeted ordure

    dudes rockhttps://twitter.com/ordurebizarree/status/1389122581995925505 …

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    • chibben hex coffeespoons Space Pirate rumpus grumpus andrew katz barstow Magnus Johnson grinning Jules 🌸
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 3

        its a whale shark hes fine

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 3

        eigenrobot Retweeted Evgenii

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        Evgenii @gene_minkov
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        A transcript you didn't ask Nikita: AAAAAaaahhhh fuuuckkkk Dude1: Nikiiitttaaaaaa Dude2: Cling to your pathetic life! Climb!
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      1. Eric w/ one wild life‏ @MutualArising May 3
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        The only way it could be more guy like is if one of them tickles him in a slightly homoerotic manner while shouting ”don’t fall, you pussy!” and then pulls him into the boat at the last minute laughing and gives him a beer.

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      2. Silver bug‏ @nico90134173 May 3
        Replying to @eigenrobot @pasvrmntpierre

        Its a whale, not a shark.

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      3. Audrey Herbert‏ @Auerbert May 3
        Replying to @nico90134173 @eigenrobot @pasvrmntpierre

        It's both

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      1. 𝐍𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐬‏ @Nemesis8k May 3
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Adrenaline is crazy man. Guy can’t get himself over the edge, yet when he sees the open-mouthed whale emerging, he manages to hold himself sideways in some sort of calisthenics pose.

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      1. Mihoda‏ @Mihoda May 3
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        His friend could lean over the rail and hook an arm under his, but that might block the shot.

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