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Does he even leave Mar A Lago? Seems like it'd be tedious but chill
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He’s always asking to borrow your phone so he can check Twitter
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sitcom idea
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"hey. hey what's your twitter password. c'mon man just let me make one tweet. just one! i'm getting jittery over here, c'mon."
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(i'm kidding, of course: they killed him and threw his body in the potomac a long time ago)
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"Yes sir. Another banger tweet, sir. They would have loved it."
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That's gotta be one of those chill retirement gigs.
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KFC again? Damnit
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Wouldn't be surprised if the higher-ups view it as a punishment assignment but it's actually fun and chill.
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