scenario a rogue robot scrapes commercial sex postings using forged headers, committing several dozen billion discrete violations of the CFAA and becoming the worlds first Gigafelon a prosecutor reads him tweeting about his crimes and decides to take him out 23B charges filed
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the justice system starts to melt down as it is overwhelmed by tens of millions of cases filed each day, which must be dealt with in sequential order an emergency supreme court ruling affirms the use of scripts to process and adjudicate cases automatically
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the robot is found guilty on all charges and being transported back to the mesozoic so that he can serve his entire sentence before the heat death of the universe the prosecutor becomes attorney general, with the highest win rate of any attorney in history
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NO! This attorney is known as the WORST attorney in history for not exercising his prosecutorial discretion to let this one go, as the 23B charges and 20 year long trial ensured every other criminal charged during that time was released for violations of their speed trial rights.
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