scenario a rogue robot scrapes commercial sex postings using forged headers, committing several dozen billion discrete violations of the CFAA and becoming the worlds first Gigafelon a prosecutor reads him tweeting about his crimes and decides to take him out 23B charges filed
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@gifford_head ;@JusticeTyrwhit@DanHLawReporter we hope you find this amusing.... -
A (near) real-life example of this-- Life truly imitates art...https://twitter.com/BarristerSecret/status/1389119752061296644 …
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NO! This attorney is known as the WORST attorney in history for not exercising his prosecutorial discretion to let this one go, as the 23B charges and 20 year long trial ensured every other criminal charged during that time was released for violations of their speed trial rights.
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Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.* *--According to current technology and/or metaphysical constraints.
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Plot twist The robot actually has all convictions overturned on appeal—the reason? all charges violated the doctrine of Void for Vagueness. Guess it pays to be careful, bandit-legislatures. What of the robot, you ask? Heha. Well let’s just say the Mesozoic ain’t all that bad ;)
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