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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 1

      sexual practices are high status if they have had a famous practitioner or similar whose name is applied to the act, and low status otherwise

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 1

      masturbation fell dramatically in sociable acceptability when "onanism" fell out of the popular lexicon just compare these two and see which is higher status "Oh, I'm an onanist" vs "I jerk off a lot"

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        1. Prester John-Boy‏ @DesidErratum May 1
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Oh damn, you might be on to something... Mind you, I suppose it's significant changes in sexual mores made it cease to be transgressive.

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 1
          Replying to @FahadMAlam

          they spent a lot of time thinking about it massive mindshare

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        1. orphi‏ @Orphivs May 1
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Me think because it conceals and sort of dignifies the act like clothe to the body But tbf some ppl would be better off without the clothes but this does not translate to: onanist -> “I jerk off a lot” best kept hidden

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        2. metakuna is in NYC (5/100 blog posts)‏ @metakuna May 1
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Was there a Mr Onan that it was named after?

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 1
          Replying to @metakuna

          yes there was

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        1. 𝐂𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐝  🧬 🌋 👁️ 🦕‏ @Ebincure May 1
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Before pornography became ubiquitous, being an onanist took effort and commitment. Now anyone can do it.

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        2. Ray Doraisamy‏ @forshaper May 1
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          And yet he was killed for pulling out, not jerking off.

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        3. neoludic‏ @paleoludic May 1
          Replying to @forshaper @eigenrobot

          and the context is that he had an obligation to keep his brother's name alive, it's not even the sex that did it

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        1. Ducktales‏ @heteroduck May 1
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          Don't know how it used to be but onanism is a pejorative word now, mostly

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