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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 29

      thinking about society rn consider the following

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 29

      many interactions in society are governed by implicit contracts, or explicit contracts with implicit implications ("incomplete contracts") im not talking about Rousseau's garbage here; more along an explicitly economic line see eg this (very dry) gem https://smile.amazon.com/dp/0521597137/ 

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 29

      this came to mind because several minutes ago I poured some grease down the kitchen sink

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 29

      nothing in my lease prevents me from doing this, and it is certainly more convenient to pour grease down the sink than to spend a minute finding a container for the grease and putting it in the trash sealed it is however bad for the pipes

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    5. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky Apr 29
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      don't pour it down the regular sink but it's fine to put it down the disposall

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    6. Terrycloth‏ @terrycloth11 Apr 30
      Replying to @AlexGodofsky @eigenrobot

      I've never figured out how garbage disposals work. They have a switch but it doesn't do anything, and if you pour anything into them they just instantly clog and have to be replaced.

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    7. Terrycloth‏ @terrycloth11 Apr 30
      Replying to @terrycloth11 @AlexGodofsky @eigenrobot

      Same with dishwashers. They have a button to turn them on but in 100% of the cases where I tried it it just flooded the apartment downstairs and then they had to come in and replace the dishwasher. Seems like a kind of expensive button. Also didn't wash the dishes inside.

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 30
      Replying to @terrycloth11 @AlexGodofsky

      dishwashers are less for "washing" and more you can think about them as "sanitizing" i rinse dishes off before putting them in maybe im insane im not sure about this

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        1. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky Apr 30
          Replying to @eigenrobot @terrycloth11

          it's not insane, I also rinse although you can get away with being lazy about it but if the dishwasher is flooding the apartment downstairs the problem isn't "using dishwasher wrong" it's that your specific dishwasher and/or plumbing is broken

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