furious at the inventor of carpets "hurr durr what if we put something that stains and absorbs filth at the bottom of a gravity well" fuck you buddy
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Ah yes, the real reasons revealed.
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one of our household Olympic events is the Five-Second Lob-The-Cat-Onto-The-Tile, timed from when she starts retching
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Just wait til you're doing that with kids vomiting in the middle of the night. Gotta go from sound asleep to holding kid over the toilet in ~10 seconds.
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