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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 28

    im occasionally surprised when i encounter people who unironically stan politicians and get genuinely mad when i say some politician sucks, in passing feels like when fans get mad at people who say kpop sucks

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 28

        sorry to disrespect your parasocial relationship with a sociopath who wouldnt think twice about selling your children to epstein dude

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 28

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsWLBOyEv6o …

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      1. blissfully married srav‏ @thesravaka Apr 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        don't think you can touch kamala ksksksksks

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      1. CrankedArrow‏ @ArrowCranked Apr 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        nooooo this one is different though 😡😡😡😡

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      1. .‏ @keenanarmstrong Apr 28
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        It’s like the opposite of a sunset. Instead of finding beauty in it, I find repulsive horror no matter how ready I am for it.

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      2. Grümpenführer‏ @Grmpenfhrer3 Apr 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        You've left Chuck Grassley alone. I've been grateful. I can't defend his "everybody does it" approach to accepting corrupt farm subsidies, but he's a good man and he reminds me of how my grandpa might have looked if he hadn't been nearly decapitated by a metal lathe.

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 28
        Replying to @Grmpenfhrer3

        i do feel fondness for his twitter account

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      2. the count of monte crypto‏ @turrible_tao Apr 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Look, I just can't quit Nixon I'm sorry ok

        3 replies 0 retweets 41 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 28
        Replying to @turrible_tao

        i was afraid you would see this and i want you to know i specifically respect your love for nixon

        0 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      2. roon ( 🔄,  🔄)‏ @tszzl Apr 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        stan lee kuan yew sksksksks

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. roon ( 🔄,  🔄)‏ @tszzl Apr 28
        Replying to @tszzl @eigenrobot

        just realized this joke has been made like 3 times in the replies

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