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    1. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Apr 27
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      unironically -- i've eaten many potatoes like this. i was doing an uber healthy diet (pritikin) -- lots of fruits, vegetables, salads, some salmon, some chicken. lost a ton of weight insanely quickly, and had tons of energy.

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    2. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Apr 27
      Replying to @willhinsa @eigenrobot

      the thing about eating like that, your taste buds recalibrate really quickly to the amount of flavor that your brain needs for something to "taste really good" and plain vegetables just start tasting INCREDIBLE.

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    3. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Apr 27
      Replying to @willhinsa @eigenrobot

      and fast/junk food becomes unpalatable to think about. it would be like how a starving person would look at a gigantic fudge sundae. it would kill them from overload, and would taste, bad.

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    4. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Apr 27
      Replying to @willhinsa @eigenrobot

      funny thing is, i was working as a waiter at a steakhouse, and i could get potatoes on the house most days, so during the slow part of the shift, i'd read a book while i chowed down on a hand potato.

      1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
    5. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Apr 27
      Replying to @willhinsa @eigenrobot

      as is in many restaurants in the midwest, most of the cooks were mexicans, and most were super fun and friendly. one of the fun cooks who was morbidly obese would come up to me when he saw me eating potatoes and tell me that "potatoes are bad for you. they make you gain weight"

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    6. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Apr 27
      Replying to @willhinsa @eigenrobot

      meanwhile i had been doing the diet for like three months, and had lost about 30 lbs, and i cant reiterate enough, i had more energy than i had had in years.

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    7. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Apr 27
      Replying to @willhinsa @eigenrobot

      i just told him "this diet seems to be working for me, dave. i think i'll stick with it" "oh, you'll see. they'll make you gain weight" people are strange haha :)

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    8. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Apr 27
      Replying to @willhinsa @eigenrobot

      the only bad part about this story is that i lost weight *too* quickly, and presumably that rapid weight loss led to me getting gallstones, which was something i can only place in the D tier of human experience*

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    9. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Apr 27
      Replying to @willhinsa @eigenrobot

      at the time i would have placed it in the F tier, but after my gallbladder was removed i developed severe acute pancreatitis from a retained gallstone in my bile duct, which was over twice as painful as gallstones. i couldnt even stand up for them to take my BP at the ER

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    10. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Apr 27
      Replying to @willhinsa @eigenrobot

      so tldr, just remember the story of Icarus and Daedalus. don't fly too close to the sun (lose weight too quickly)

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 27
      Replying to @willhinsa

      what a ride

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        2. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Apr 27
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          would you like to hear more of this tale? it hasnt actually ended

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 27
          Replying to @willhinsa

          im going to bed but do not let that stop you!

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