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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 26

      dammit should have brought a bottle

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 26

      got interrogated by an ER nurse as I paced back and forth with a baby on my shoulder. baby was outside because we couldnt accompany moon to her appointment by Hospital Policy "does she have clothes" lady it's eighty degrees out fuck off a diaper is fine planet of cops

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 26

      eigenrobot Retweeted Chris Allen • NYC-DSA  🌹 Mises Caucus

      sadly any one of these scolds can call CPS and health workers are mandatory reporters planet of copshttps://twitter.com/bitemyapp/status/1386794675114237953?s=19 …

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      Chris Allen • NYC-DSA  🌹 Mises Caucus @bitemyapp
      Replying to @eigenrobot
      they're always like this with us too. My kid runs warm and will start sweating and screaming if he wears pants in warm weather. Doesn't stop 9000x boomer scolds bothering us
      7 replies 1 retweet 94 likes
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 26

      eigenrobot Retweeted WundreLlama

      security cameras in home as legal self-protection because thats where we are now i hate this my ex slipped in the shower. I took her to the hospital and they wouldnt let me in because they were legally required to interrogate her abt whether id done ithttps://twitter.com/wundrellama/status/1386808821885059072?s=19 …

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      WundreLlama @wundrellama
      Replying to @eigenrobot
      Took our then 3yo in to the hospital for a head injury the first treating doc assumed that I had hit him. Glad I had security cam footage to prove otherwise... pic.twitter.com/ppqa1t8XOD
      5 replies 7 retweets 68 likes
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    5. Alex‏ @bara Apr 26
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      Refuse to talk about the baby to anybody at the hospital unless they are actually caring for her. If necessary pretend you don't speak the language. No notes or pictures. Inform your trusted pediatrician immediately. Learned the hard lessons to the tune of a few thousand dollars.

      1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 26
      Replying to @bara

      jesus christ 😰 glad it was only money but yikes fucking yikes I hate this

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    7. Alex‏ @bara Apr 26
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      Three longest months of my life. :(

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 26
      Replying to @bara

      I'm so sorry dude 😢😡

      11:06 PM - 26 Apr 2021
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        1. Alex‏ @bara Apr 26
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Well, that's in the past. And luckily the kids have absolutely no recollection about the ordeal. At least we weren't permanently screwed like these other folks (yes, it was the guy in the article).https://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/Suspicions-cost-one-family-a-son-they-wanted-to-1092971.php …

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