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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 26

    eigenrobot Retweeted Boomieleaks

    planet of cops cursed future where people stop trying to just get people fired and instead start by calling CPS fuck everyone working hard to make this possiblehttps://twitter.com/Boomieleaks/status/1386836006167535616 …

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    Boomieleaks @Boomieleaks
    Tucker says to call the police and Child Protective Services if you see a child wearing a mask outside. Seems… a bit much.
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    10:50 PM - 26 Apr 2021
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    • yadda yadda etc. Boomieleaks Basil Marte MePostingMyL'sOnline ConvoOfCosmos Rohn Jawls, DhP Garrett Nathan Lewis Josh Centers
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      1. Abraham Ash (Neophyte Dunehead)‏ @Historycourses Apr 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        That's when it'll be time to move out to Oaxaca or something

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      2. Boos Did 9/11‏ @007Bistromath Apr 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        that time fascists who thought they were libertarians and social democrats accidentally forced labor into a general strike and now anarchy may exist in the near future due to normal americans becoming near-schizos trying to minimize their exposure to the state

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      3. Boos Did 9/11‏ @007Bistromath Apr 26
        Replying to @007Bistromath @eigenrobot

        the 2020s will be remembered by history as the time we learned that world leaders are too incompetent to fail

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      1. KURT‏ @KurtKendricks Apr 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        [At the Group Home] "What are you in for?" "Oh, I was playing out in the yard with a mask on, and somebody called CPS on my dad." "Rough." "Yeah, shitty thing is, I was playing Mortal Kombat." "Oh yeah? Which ninja?" "Rain. My favorite." "Pft, your ass belongs in here."pic.twitter.com/7ImiMRdYRU

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      2. Iain Bryson‏ @iainbryson Apr 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        it’s the pancopticon :(

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      3. KURT‏ @KurtKendricks Apr 26
        Replying to @iainbryson @eigenrobot

        KURT Retweeted KURT

        https://twitter.com/KurtKendricks/status/1285652680938082304?s=20 …

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        KURT @KurtKendricks
        Replying to @jessesingal
        Ah yes, Foucault's panopticon of Karens. The Karenopticon.
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      2. Grümpenführer‏ @Grmpenfhrer3 Apr 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Prep for the UBI! If everyone found themselves stuck in small lifeboats on a flat, gray, and utterly still sea, with no horizon and no sun, even if an ample store of hardtack and brackish water regenerated nightly, they'd still be looking to throw people overboard.

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      3. Basil Marte‏ @BasilMarte Apr 27
        Replying to @Grmpenfhrer3 @eigenrobot

        I automatically wonder how the head works on the lifeboats.

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