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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 26

    dammit should have brought a bottle

    1:28 PM - 26 Apr 2021
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 26

        got interrogated by an ER nurse as I paced back and forth with a baby on my shoulder. baby was outside because we couldnt accompany moon to her appointment by Hospital Policy "does she have clothes" lady it's eighty degrees out fuck off a diaper is fine planet of cops

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 26

        eigenrobot Retweeted Chris Allen • NYC-DSA  🌹 Mises Caucus

        sadly any one of these scolds can call CPS and health workers are mandatory reporters planet of copshttps://twitter.com/bitemyapp/status/1386794675114237953?s=19 …

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        Chris Allen • NYC-DSA  🌹 Mises Caucus @bitemyapp
        Replying to @eigenrobot
        they're always like this with us too. My kid runs warm and will start sweating and screaming if he wears pants in warm weather. Doesn't stop 9000x boomer scolds bothering us
        7 replies 1 retweet 94 likes
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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 26

        eigenrobot Retweeted WundreLlama

        security cameras in home as legal self-protection because thats where we are now i hate this my ex slipped in the shower. I took her to the hospital and they wouldnt let me in because they were legally required to interrogate her abt whether id done ithttps://twitter.com/wundrellama/status/1386808821885059072?s=19 …

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        WundreLlama @wundrellama
        Replying to @eigenrobot
        Took our then 3yo in to the hospital for a head injury the first treating doc assumed that I had hit him. Glad I had security cam footage to prove otherwise... pic.twitter.com/ppqa1t8XOD
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      2. bosco‏ @selentelechia Apr 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        oh no :(

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      1. World's Greatest Dad per Capita‏ @The_WGD Apr 26
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        A mistake you make once with your first, then again with your 4th or 5th, then never again.

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      1. Not Bill Clinton (I Feel/Your Pain)‏ @notPotus42 Apr 26
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        Me too. Whiskey, preferably.

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      1. NemoBane‏ @NemoBane Apr 26
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        Many such cases

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