my landlord, the layabout scion of a famous slumlord, has repeatedly fucked up every attempt I have made to pay him and is now trying to unjustly charge me a small fee for a failed transaction resulting from his poor reading comprehension. in conclusion i now support guillotines
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There’s only two kinds of man that buys entry-level brown liquor. The miser and the deviant, and the latter at least is fun.
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