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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 23

    my landlord, the layabout scion of a famous slumlord, has repeatedly fucked up every attempt I have made to pay him and is now trying to unjustly charge me a small fee for a failed transaction resulting from his poor reading comprehension. in conclusion i now support guillotines

    2:47 PM - 23 Apr 2021
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 23

        could I fight him in court? yes. am I just going to pay him twenty five dollars, send all future payments certified mail, and leave an unfairly savage review on Google? also yes

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 23

        i really hope im injured on his stupid property though. praying for soft tissue damage.

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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 23

        eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

        to be clear i do not actually hate landlords generally. only this one. there are many righteous among their nationhttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/949105584522997760 …

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        eigenrobot @eigenrobot
        Apartment rewired today, still stuck on 20A. Landlord bought me a bottle of cheap whiskey for my troubles, though he also helped himself to a few shots of my tequila pic.twitter.com/Jkie2OgBqC
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      1. Asha Jadeja Motwani  🇮🇳 🇺🇸‏Verified account @ashajadeja325 Apr 23
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        😁

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      1. Surya‏ @Hoju89 Apr 23
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        This is the one thing Mao got right

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      1. loaded dice genetic gambler‏ @SilverVVulpes Apr 23
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        welcome, comrade

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      1. KURT‏ @KurtKendricks Apr 23
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        Could we interest you in a two-for-one combo deal with a trebuchet? (We recommend using the guillotine first, of course.)pic.twitter.com/tjaMvP80aP

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 23
        Replying to @minnie_mag

        ⚠️ TRADE ALERT ⚠️

        0 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
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      2. QC‏ @QiaochuYuan Apr 23
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        this might be a relevant time to ask: how do you feel about georgismhttps://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/your-book-review-progress-and-poverty …

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      3. QC‏ @QiaochuYuan Apr 23
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        ah i see you're not allowed to have opinions about georgism nvmhttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1126621572486156288?s=20 …

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        16. Georgism
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