scanned as a woman by the TSA, then the officer asked me a few questions about the contents of my pants,
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then called a fucking goon huddle, where her supervisor informed her to scan me as I present myself, which she had done, after which she still sent me back in to be scanned as a man, at which time she rudely told me I had been "scanned wrong,
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*and* still fucking patted me down, despite her supervisor having just said that I had been scanned correctly initially.
anyway, long story short, they never found this stick of dynamite I tucked between my legs, so the jokes on them6 replies 2 retweets 90 likesShow this thread -
is that roll of quarters in your pocket or are you sick and tired of the federal government?
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are you heading to seattle?
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hope you'll get to visit mr. and mrs. robot while you're at it
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oh yeah
@eigenrobot@selentelechia I forgot to mention before today but I'll be in Seattle from today through next weekend, let's hang out :)1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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yes we are both, and mid/late week sounds perfect, I'll email you alternate contact info
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