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    1.  🔪‏ @leaacta Apr 23

      scanned as a woman by the TSA, then the officer asked me a few questions about the contents of my pants,

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    2.  🔪‏ @leaacta Apr 23

      then called a fucking goon huddle, where her supervisor informed her to scan me as I present myself, which she had done, after which she still sent me back in to be scanned as a man, at which time she rudely told me I had been "scanned wrong,

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    3.  🔪‏ @leaacta Apr 23

      *and* still fucking patted me down, despite her supervisor having just said that I had been scanned correctly initially. 🙄 anyway, long story short, they never found this stick of dynamite I tucked between my legs, so the jokes on them

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    4. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk Apr 23
      Replying to @leaacta @xvrqt

      is that roll of quarters in your pocket or are you sick and tired of the federal government? 😉

      1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
    5.  🔪‏ @leaacta Apr 23
      Replying to @mechanical_monk

      no that's my dick and yes

      1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
    6. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk Apr 23
      Replying to @leaacta @xvrqt

      are you heading to seattle?

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    7.  🔪‏ @leaacta Apr 23
      Replying to @mechanical_monk

      yes :)

      2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
    8. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk Apr 23
      Replying to @leaacta @xvrqt

      hope you'll get to visit mr. and mrs. robot while you're at it 🙂

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    9.  🔪‏ @leaacta Apr 23
      Replying to @mechanical_monk

      oh yeah @eigenrobot @selentelechia I forgot to mention before today but I'll be in Seattle from today through next weekend, let's hang out :)

      1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 23
      Replying to @leaacta @xvrqt and

      oh yes let's please! my folks are here the next few days, perhaps mid to late in the week? wait is this @leaacta or @xvrqt I dont know anymore which is which anyway yes either way, eigenbmo@gmail.com or my phone if you have it

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        1.  🔪‏ @leaacta Apr 23
          Replying to @eigenrobot @mechanical_monk and

          yes we are both, and mid/late week sounds perfect, I'll email you alternate contact info 😎

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