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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 21

    guy who always puts down the toilet lid because he suspects reduces evaporation and thereby lowers his utility bill

    1:11 AM - 21 Apr 2021
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      1. dj microbeads in NYC  🇺🇲 til the 20th‏ @djmicrobeads Apr 21
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        rent free in my head 😌

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      1. roon ( 🔄,  🔄)‏ @tszzl Apr 21
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        it’s me I’m guy

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      1. #8‏ @perilousphoto Apr 21
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        I put it down because I’ll be able to hear the alligators when they come for me.

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      1. KoM  🥣‏ @KommiKomm Apr 21
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        No, it's signalling to my gf that I did actually close the lid to flush the poo. She's scared of germs

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      2. vector (wagmi)‏ @VectorOfBasis Apr 21
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        f o m i t e s

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      3. 🅑🅔🅝‏ @ben_mathes Apr 21
        Replying to @VectorOfBasis @eigenrobot

        f e c a l m i s t

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      1. ℝeal Radley // 5’6”‏ @ReallyRadley Apr 21
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Always a good habit when you have young ones in the house too. Also: - close bathroom door on leaving - always place knives towards back of countertops (away from edge)

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      2. dave the pants, barabrian‏ @davethepants Apr 21
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        also to curb excess rehydration by feline companions

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3.  🍁Hank 🍁‏ @y0pcoyotl Apr 21
        Replying to @davethepants @eigenrobot

        sorry yeah this is the way.

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      1. abu bakr Al-basmati 🍚‏ @helorides4freee Apr 21
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        abu bakr Al-basmati 🍚 Retweeted abu bakr Al-basmati 🍚

        yes but alsohttps://twitter.com/helorides4freee/status/1352726683644612609?s=19 …

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        abu bakr Al-basmati 🍚 @helorides4freee
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        in my defence also; legitimate trauma grew up w a drop dunny for a few years. toilets attract flies n other critters. spiders like warm n moist environments. match made in h̶e̶a̶v̶e̶n̶ hell a (large) spider touching yer scrote is an experience not soon forgotten
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