rent free in my head 
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it’s me I’m guy
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I put it down because I’ll be able to hear the alligators when they come for me.
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No, it's signalling to my gf that I did actually close the lid to flush the poo. She's scared of germs
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Always a good habit when you have young ones in the house too. Also: - close bathroom door on leaving - always place knives towards back of countertops (away from edge)
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also to curb excess rehydration by feline companions
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sorry yeah this is the way.
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