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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 17

    noticed something. ime the Status of a restaurant can be determined by the number of choices available to a diner in setting the meal's parameters. the lowest-status restaurants let you customize your meal; the highest-status don't even give you a menu

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 17

        this corresponds with the control or a chef over a meal. the highest-status chefs are expected to be masters with better taste than you and if you don't enjoy what they bring it reflects poorly on you low status restaurants implicitly permit that you might know better

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 17

        i mostly eat at chipotle

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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 17

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        addendum I am told I am wrong, and as he is italian I believe him https://twitter.com/LucioMM1/status/1383532128281849867?s=19 …

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      1. Sirsfurther‏ @sirsfurther Apr 17
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        The highest of all just give you a single potato

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      1. Michael Ashcroft‏ @m_ashcroft Apr 17
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        Invert the status game by asking for ketchup at a restaurant that doesn’t give you a menu

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      1.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Apr 17
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        yep yep my ma always taught me that good restaurants have small menus, turns out it's an excellent heuristic

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      2. Bruno Jahn‏ @foxyforecaster Apr 17
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Vaguely apropos: a friend of my ex once treated herself to a much more expensive haircut than usual. As she wanted to discuss the haircut, the guy basically told her he needs no input from her and knows what to do. Came out with her best haircut ever.

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      3. Edmund Edgar‏ @edmundedgar Apr 17
        Replying to @foxyforecaster @eigenrobot

        Place I used to go to near Tokyo, you'd sit at the counter and the guy would give you food, not only did he not need your opinion on what to make, he said he didn't want to hear from the customer whether it tasted good. Said he's the professional, he decides whether tastes good

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      2. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk Apr 17
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        i guess it'd be really labor intensive to make good food if there's a ton of menu items and choices, so these restaurants will use things like frozen french fries etc if you wanna cook good, you have to limit the choices and then good food -> high status

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      3. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk Apr 17
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        at least that's what i gathered from watching one of those "famous chef visits restaurants and gives them a makeover" shows

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