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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 15

    eigenrobot Retweeted HeyJackass.com

    chicago tracking maybe bad omen but im not sure how much to generalize from chicago which seems like it might have been collapsing anywayhttps://twitter.com/w_h_thompson/status/1381445804536254464 …

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    99 people were shot last week in #Chicago, 20 fatally. Same week last year: 79 shot, 23 fatally. 2021 YTD: 165 killed, 707 wounded 2020 YTD: 137 killed, 515 wounded pic.twitter.com/tsxauDdzSw
    9:22 PM - 15 Apr 2021
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    • Nominally Carlsbad Blair Cathcart dyson Maia Zarathustra's Ape Stacey Abrams Portrait Respecter Potato Of Reason alth1u (due to inflation) (🤸,🤸) 🎄DJPNoel
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      2. Look up Knuffelberen‏ @poiThePoi Apr 15
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Chicago was always a pie chart where everything from Blue Line and sweeping NE was fine people who actually paid taxes and everything sweeping south was varying levels of ghetto (except Hyde Park). With that said, I will miss the donuts.

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      2. RE-OPEN THE SIZZLERS‏ @CaesarSalad99 Apr 15
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Roaring 20s? More like return to the 1970s.

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 15
        Replying to @CaesarSalad99

        youd think that the xenoestrogens would be putting an end to this

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      2. NLRG Loves Recursive Guises‏ @NLRG_ Apr 15
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        sounds like noise tbh

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 15
        Replying to @NLRG_

        one week for sure whats more striking to me is (i) cumulative figures are outpacing last year, which (ii) was sharply higher than the years before already was kind of hoping things would chill out and this seems to weigh against that

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      2. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Apr 15
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        when the weekly murder rate for chicago goes twice as high as the average weekly murder rate in kanye's line in "murder to excellence", it tends not to be a *good* omen

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      3. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Apr 15
        Replying to @willhinsa @eigenrobot

        i know i'm comparing apples and oranges, but it certainly isn't an apple i would eat

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