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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 11

      eigenrobot Retweeted bosco

      annals of questions that should be asked before signing a commitment to eat a cookiehttps://twitter.com/selentelechia/status/1381492800546426881 …

      eigenrobot added,

      bosco @selentelechia
      Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot @_djpn
      how big is this cookie, robot
      3 replies 0 retweets 63 likes
    2. bosco‏ @selentelechia Apr 11
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      I didn't sign shit!

      2 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 11
      Replying to @selentelechia

      i have your commitment on video

      2 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 11
      Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

      nearly a thousand witnessespic.twitter.com/aSPeoPW3KL

      3 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
    5. bosco‏ @selentelechia Apr 11
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      I didn't know what I was agreeing to I'm postpartum you took advantage of me in a vulnerable condition

      2 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 11
      Replying to @selentelechia

      eigenrobot Retweeted blissfully married srav

      take it up with the justice ministerhttps://twitter.com/thesravaka/status/1370218838210531329?s=19 …

      eigenrobot added,

      blissfully married srav @thesravaka
      i made a government of my mutuals. pic.twitter.com/RXn1Ia4kXI
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      2 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
    7. bosco‏ @selentelechia Apr 11
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      I'm taking this to the Supreme Court

      3 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 11
      Replying to @selentelechia

      uh @artificialnix @sympathetic_opp what are your rates for a favorable verdict

      1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
    9. nix‏ @artificialnix Apr 12
      Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

      it's one of those "what's it worth to you?" kinda things

      1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 12
      Replying to @artificialnix @selentelechia

      I could send the cookie I make in a second batch

      6:02 AM - 12 Apr 2021
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      • Magic Pants spätermensch Fifty, Foul, A Sly Drunk ᴄʏʙᴇʀɴᴇᴛɪᴄ ❤️‍🔥 sᴜʀᴠᴇɪʟʟᴀɴᴛ Shut It Down. So much dumb. ian hines iorek byrnison blissfully married srav
      1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 12
          Replying to @sympatheticopp @artificialnix @selentelechia

          you have to eat it though

          1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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