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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 11

      robot friends episode 31: eigenrobot vs sex in this essay @maybegray, @QiaochuYuan, and I resolve issues related to flirting, sexual oughtism, cargo cult sexuality, and what i learned from downloading millions of escort reviews in grad schoolhttps://soundcloud.com/user-557955426/episode-31-eigenrobot-vs-sex …

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 11

      at one point @selentelechia appears to give an oral history of the international conspiracy of women to gossip about how good if at all specific men are at sex

      1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 11

      eigenrobot Retweeted Gas Station Barbie

      big shout out to @DarbraDawn (and apologies for mangling your handle on air) for her killer thread about her experiences with flirting, which prompted a long discussion of this Issuehttps://twitter.com/DarbraDawn/status/1379936876447084544 …

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      Gas Station Barbie @DarbraDawn
      This is gonna get me flamed but here we go: let me begin by saying, unless I felt I was in actual, real, five-alarm danger (& even sometimes when I was), I enjoy being hit on. I know this makes me the exception and not the rule, but 🤷🏼‍♀️. I’ll posit a thesis at the end. https://twitter.com/QiaochuYuan/status/1213566638169022464 …
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 11

      finally my thanks to dan the automator and the other musicians of Lovage for providing intro/outro music and not suing me afaik check out their hit album, Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady Byhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbyRp4CX5_0 …

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 11

      oh whoops. linked the instrumental album. the vocals on the original are ridiculous. eghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jmK_UTXafs …

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 11

      in conclusion, sex is a land of contrasts

      9:48 PM - 11 Apr 2021
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      • Lost🏺 acid shill oscar Iain Bryson Sirsfurther ᴄʏʙᴇʀɴᴇᴛɪᴄ ❤️‍🔥 sᴜʀᴠᴇɪʟʟᴀɴᴛ 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘯 QC
      0 replies 1 retweet 17 likes

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