those that sleep on my chest for three hours straight and I need to get up to use the bathroom but god she is so cute and so cozy there it would be criminal to upset her so here I am tweet and im probably gonna need a bladder transplant by kid #7
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Replying to @eigenrobot
Pee the bed. Show her there’s nothing to be ashamed of
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Replying to @joe_r_Odonnell
im on the couch it is polyester. hmmm
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