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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

      eigenrobot Retweeted Spencer Quain

      actually this is one of many reasons we are going to force people to marry each otherhttps://twitter.com/SpencerQuain/status/1380602635120566275 …

      eigenrobot added,

      Spencer Quain @SpencerQuain
      American households are small and getting smaller. This means we need more housing to accommodate the same number of people. Just one of many reasons why we need more housing https://twitter.com/JasonSzegedi/status/1380598112847298562 …
      28 replies 9 retweets 260 likes
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

      the only reasonable solution to Climate Change is pigouvian taxes on the unmarried harsher and harsher every year until they break and settle down for tax purposes and then subsidies for every spouse past the first. its just good economics

      12 replies 2 retweets 137 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

      building new houses: new buildings are all ugly as sin, have to go in places no one wants to live, construction first order antienvironmental forced marriage: zero downside. also increases experienced life satisfaction and solves fertility crisis

      7 replies 6 retweets 108 likes
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

      eigenrobot Retweeted :•:

      OP is basically suggesting the equivalent of adding highway lanes. continuing the analogy im suggesting a transit system that has the side effect of getting everyone laidhttps://twitter.com/ollybot_redux/status/1380839962564775943?s=19 …

      eigenrobot added,

      :•: @ollyrobot
      Replying to @eigenrobot
      doesn't op's tweet imply the housing market is literally this with more steps?
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

      eigenrobot Retweeted Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)

      ive determined that contrary to my initial response to lim marriages will be conducted by vickrey auction matches will be selected such that we maximize government revenue and so we will also solve the debt problem in one fell swoop. my plan is flawlesshttps://twitter.com/liminal_warmth/status/1381052561013186567 …

      eigenrobot added,

      Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜) @liminal_warmth
      Replying to @eigenrobot
      Can I marry a girl at least
      6:36 PM - 10 Apr 2021
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      • Josh Skootsky sekiro fan 🐜onio (🎅🏼,🎅🏼) Anna Tetrao "Tidewater" Urogallus, PhD Speeding Bulette Sirsfurther Rhea Myers
      9 replies 1 retweet 54 likes
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        2. :•:‏ @ollyrobot Apr 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          booooo matching should be performed by pairing wealthy individuals with those with poor impulse control and low financial sense to stimulate the economy through increased spending come on robot

          1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
        3. :•:‏ @ollyrobot Apr 10
          Replying to @ollyrobot @eigenrobot

          :•: Retweeted :•:

          of course eventually you run out of currently wealthy people and have to start doing predictive matching and at that point might i suggesthttps://twitter.com/ollybot_redux/status/1380991072394997764?s=20 …

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          :•: @ollyrobot
          low conscientious bf high conscientious gf
          0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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        1. Andrew Stratelates  ⚓ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ☦️ Trad Anglican‏ @AStratelates Apr 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I will implement this plan if you are able to add a stochastic uncertainty to the vickrey auction.

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        2. all-paca father‏ @OneEyedAlpaca Apr 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I vote love matches >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tax matches

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10
          Replying to @OneEyedAlpaca

          if you truly love someone youll submit a high bid

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        1. Forsooth‏ @forsoothic Apr 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I, *not* wanted to maximize gov't revenue, decide to implement a crypto contract where everyone commits to a collateral, holds a simulated marriage auction, losers must not upbid the winner in the real auction, keeping prices low.

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        1. Bella Rudd‏ @BellaRudd1 Apr 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          who gets bid on & who are the bidders? if it's 'all citizens' don't we get situations where alice 'buys' bob & charlie 'buys' alice (sans some mechanism for only 1-1 matches?) wouldnt this make the country into 1 or more large polycules? on 2nd thought i withdraw all objections!

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        1. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth Apr 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I'm not sure what this means but I trust your judgment as a responsible and just family man

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        1. James "The Voice" Streissand‏ @ashofcreativity Apr 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I'm ready to develop a gambling problem for this

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        2. Judas Jurgen‏ @JurgenJudas Apr 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          This thread reads like a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comic. Good work.

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 11
          Replying to @JurgenJudas

          major influence in my development :)

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