actually this is one of many reasons we are going to force people to marry each otherhttps://twitter.com/SpencerQuain/status/1380602635120566275 …
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the only reasonable solution to Climate Change is pigouvian taxes on the unmarried harsher and harsher every year until they break and settle down for tax purposes and then subsidies for every spouse past the first. its just good economics
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building new houses: new buildings are all ugly as sin, have to go in places no one wants to live, construction first order antienvironmental forced marriage: zero downside. also increases experienced life satisfaction and solves fertility crisis
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OP is basically suggesting the equivalent of adding highway lanes. continuing the analogy im suggesting a transit system that has the side effect of getting everyone laidhttps://twitter.com/ollybot_redux/status/1380839962564775943?s=19 …
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I have read way too much about couples therapy and sex therapy to believe that marriage has the side effect of getting everyone laid.
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thats where the auxiliary tax on dead bedrooms comes in
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Wouldn't it be much better to just outright ban all contraceptives? Pump those birthrates and stuff the retirement funds! I mean yeah sure, long term also a contributor to housing shortage, but if you then also allow poly marriages, housing density could go through the ROOF.
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might also be a good idea to ban pornography while you're at it. Maybe with the one exception that it's allowed if you can prove you used it to aid conception?
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or just put aphrodisiacs in the water supply
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better start up those rhino grinders post haste my man
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*for the purposes of this joke, I have decided to perpetuate a questionable stereotype
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