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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

      eigenrobot Retweeted CTV News

      eigenrobot hardest hithttps://twitter.com/CTVNews/status/1380045286593204230 …

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      CTV NewsVerified account @CTVNews
      Ketchup manufacturers say Canada in the clear as shortage grips U.S. https://www.ctvnews.ca/business/ketchup-manufacturers-say-canada-in-the-clear-as-shortage-grips-u-s-1.5378173?cid=sm%3Atrueanthem%3A%7B%7Bcampaignname%7D%7D%3Atwitterpost%E2%80%8B&taid=606ea2f2f01e93000121e97d&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter … pic.twitter.com/VBcAzPNDb6
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

      jk i have a stockpile ill post ketchup use in a bit

      4 replies 0 retweets 59 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

      pic.twitter.com/EQzneXJQqs

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

      pic.twitter.com/sN2xTt1ufB

      6:25 AM - 10 Apr 2021
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      • ℝeal Radley // 5’6” NLRG Loves Recursive Guises Proteus is learning to code dr 🦌 Churchill of the 𝙫𝙤𝙞𝙙 🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot 🦇 Will Hinsa Aaron a roar in the night
      15 replies 0 retweets 47 likes
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

          tried to get cat complaint audio but she refused to cooperate. being harangued by my cat for scraps while I cook is an important part of food prep in my homepic.twitter.com/SKlpZcC6kh

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

          finalepic.twitter.com/qpko11D16M

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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

          eigenrobot Retweeted all-paca father

          this was a lot of fun I might start a cooking show. cant wait to show you my famous tuna cheddar and pasta, and my culinarily-offensive version of spanish ricehttps://twitter.com/skugern/status/1380879490834866178?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          all-paca father @OneEyedAlpaca
          Replying to @eigenrobot
          I'm now intrigued as to what events in your childhood lead to this insane way of eating hamburgers
          6 replies 0 retweets 44 likes
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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

          macros. 570kcal 52g proteinpic.twitter.com/jkSezZzLox

          4 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

          eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

          i didnt record vitamins etc because they seem fake or at least irrelevanthttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1380882445369675777?s=19 …

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          eigenrobot @eigenrobot
          Replying to @eggprophet
          i think theres probably a bunch of cholesterol but i didnt record it because it seems irrelevant
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        7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

          eigenrobot Retweeted bosco

          "eigenrobot really lives like this and think its ok" did you guys not believe herhttps://twitter.com/selentelechia/status/1216232093740486656?s=19 …

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          bosco @selentelechia
          I just discovered something @eigenrobot has been hiding in plain sight and I am pretty astounded
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        1. braintree‏ @Braintree0173 Apr 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          i mean you've gotta get *some* vegetables

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        2. eel‏ @cheascake Apr 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          That's a lot of ketchup

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        3. eel‏ @cheascake Apr 10
          Replying to @cheascake @eigenrobot

          Also it looks like Cookie monster at the end

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        1. all-paca father‏ @OneEyedAlpaca Apr 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          pic.twitter.com/7qUsrz2nC5

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