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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

    eigenrobot Retweeted bosco

    in the short term I expect to be gotten the better of unfortunately she hasnt pooped for nigh two days which probably means she has an absolute nuclear load cominghttps://twitter.com/selentelechia/status/1380850412652163075 …

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    bosco @selentelechia
    .@eigenrobot in between kissing and cooing over the baby: "oh baby, you have no idea what mischief we have in store for you. your ignorance will be your downfall"
    4:51 AM - 10 Apr 2021
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    • acid shill Magic Pants Golden Don ☀ zywiec dji ☠️ nnius 🇮🇲 Moon Paramour aidan l. coyne✝️🇻🇦🏡🔕☀️ alth1u (due to inflation) (🤸,🤸) 0.005 Seconds To Madness (30/300)
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10
        Replying to @ActiveOgre

        oh jeeeez poor kids. poor you too :(

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      2. North Korean Liberation Front‏ @TheTriarii Apr 10
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        If she's ebf that might be normal. One of my kids pooped only once a week when they were nursing after a while. Or you might be doomed.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10
        Replying to @TheTriarii

        oh woh. yeah shes ebf still though. expecting a veritable etna cc @selentelechia

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      1. Belli‏ @bellisaurius Apr 10
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        We had to give ours an enema once. Nuclear would be putting it mildly

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      1. Bob Devaney, accept no substitutes‏ @ZombieDevaney Apr 10
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        Yes.

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      2. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @WilliamGrobman Apr 10
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I always gave them tummy rubs (circular motions top to bottom) to help work the BM through and it helped keep them regular and with gas.

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      3. dji  ☠️ nnius  🇮🇲‏ @djinnius Apr 10
        Replying to @WilliamGrobman @eigenrobot

        clockwise that part wasn't obvious from what you said so: think about how the large intestine works go clockwise

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      1. 俺は女だぜ‏ @benefic_venefic Apr 10
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        they can hold their poop that long? is that long?

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      1. father of the year‏ @ITBeHa Apr 10
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        whatever you do don}t tell her she pooped all over you once she understands it ours still brags about it to anyone who will listen

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