actually this is one of many reasons we are going to force people to marry each otherhttps://twitter.com/SpencerQuain/status/1380602635120566275 …
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ive determined that contrary to my initial response to lim marriages will be conducted by vickrey auction matches will be selected such that we maximize government revenue and so we will also solve the debt problem in one fell swoop. my plan is flawlesshttps://twitter.com/liminal_warmth/status/1381052561013186567 …
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I have read way too much about couples therapy and sex therapy to believe that marriage has the side effect of getting everyone laid.
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thats where the auxiliary tax on dead bedrooms comes in
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Stoked that we’ll be in the single digit percentile next month.
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next time a local governemnt announces a highway widening project i'm going to propose that instead of adding more lanes, we just make existing roads into hov lanes but with road head.
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broke: ride a train woke: run a train
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