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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

      eigenrobot Retweeted Spencer Quain

      actually this is one of many reasons we are going to force people to marry each otherhttps://twitter.com/SpencerQuain/status/1380602635120566275 …

      eigenrobot added,

      Spencer Quain @SpencerQuain
      American households are small and getting smaller. This means we need more housing to accommodate the same number of people. Just one of many reasons why we need more housing https://twitter.com/JasonSzegedi/status/1380598112847298562 …
      28 replies 9 retweets 260 likes
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

      the only reasonable solution to Climate Change is pigouvian taxes on the unmarried harsher and harsher every year until they break and settle down for tax purposes and then subsidies for every spouse past the first. its just good economics

      4:04 AM - 10 Apr 2021
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      • gabriel🦊.eth 🛡🇪🇹🇪🇹 ConvoOfCosmos tommy MePostingMyL'sOnline The Ultimate Resource Warrior via getty (📜,📜) Josh Skootsky Thinkwert Zach
      12 replies 2 retweets 137 likes
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

          building new houses: new buildings are all ugly as sin, have to go in places no one wants to live, construction first order antienvironmental forced marriage: zero downside. also increases experienced life satisfaction and solves fertility crisis

          7 replies 6 retweets 108 likes
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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

          eigenrobot Retweeted :•:

          OP is basically suggesting the equivalent of adding highway lanes. continuing the analogy im suggesting a transit system that has the side effect of getting everyone laidhttps://twitter.com/ollybot_redux/status/1380839962564775943?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          :•: @ollyrobot
          Replying to @eigenrobot
          doesn't op's tweet imply the housing market is literally this with more steps?
          5 replies 0 retweets 91 likes
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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10

          eigenrobot Retweeted Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)

          ive determined that contrary to my initial response to lim marriages will be conducted by vickrey auction matches will be selected such that we maximize government revenue and so we will also solve the debt problem in one fell swoop. my plan is flawlesshttps://twitter.com/liminal_warmth/status/1381052561013186567 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜) @liminal_warmth
          Replying to @eigenrobot
          Can I marry a girl at least
          9 replies 1 retweet 54 likes
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        2. Google Doc Duvalier‏ @blahblahblah9tn Apr 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          gotta follow the science

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. Will Hinsa‏ @willhinsa Apr 10
          Replying to @blahblahblah9tn @eigenrobot

          and for us to know the science, we MUST EXPERIMENT TO TEST THE THEORY! I'm a willing participant

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. :•:‏ @ollyrobot Apr 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          doesn't op's tweet imply the housing market is literally this with more steps?

          0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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        2. Charli Rose‏ @charlirosari Apr 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I want to get married but I keep finding ways that will make taxes MORE in my specific situation. There's can be a serious marriage tax when kids are involved & when two decently paid people make about the same amount. Like paying an extra 10k or more a year to be married ☹️

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10
          Replying to @charlirosari

          yeah I know some people who have been together for ages and have kids and arent married specifically because of this terrible policy

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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        2. Armchair Egghead‏ @ArmchairEgghead Apr 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          subsidies for every spouse past the first? is this just state supported mormonism?

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 10
          Replying to @ArmchairEgghead

          no spouses can be any gender

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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