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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 9

    https://twitter.com/OhhMyySyd/status/1380129097712607236 …pic.twitter.com/L3EBueSXNV

    1:21 AM - 9 Apr 2021
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    • Tatsuro Yamashita 🇵🇰 Joe (👻 in the machine) oatmeal The Gentleman Sausage Arthur Niculitcheff C.M. Bennett Hoffman Stoobe Belisarius
    18 replies 2 retweets 100 likes
      1. bernoulli_defect‏ @BernoulliDefect Apr 9
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Strange how people like making their unique broad statements about personality across populations when psychometrics is just.... there

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      1. Alfred Differ  💉 💉++‏ @AlfredDiffer Apr 9
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Pfft. The one piece of advice passed down my patrilineal line was to marry a smart woman and then do as we are told. The first part is easier to obey.

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      2. Sophie  🏺 Snu‏ @S0phie_S0pht Apr 9
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Tfw not as smart as I could be because I'm in 98th percentile for neuroticism

        3 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 9
        Replying to @S0phie_S0pht

        you guys are holding yourselve's back

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. unique indemnifier‏ @fmd4cp Apr 9
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        you claim to eschew opinion, yet you post a text with a supposed direction of causation. curious

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 9
        Replying to @fmd4cp

        posting a text is hardly agreeing with it especially if im doing it to be contrary

        2 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. Costa‏ @costa11235 Apr 9
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        pic.twitter.com/NlyaEHpRXF

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      1. Quiet‏ @ennuiposting Apr 9
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        wtf i'm minmaxed??? but how am i so dumb?????

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      1. Pirkka-Joose Sempé 27 5'3''‏ @pjsempe Apr 9
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Pirkka-Joose Sempé 27 5'3'' Retweeted Douglas Karr

        Someone spitting FACC in the commentshttps://twitter.com/douglaskarr/status/1380408231172915206?s=19 …

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        Douglas KarrVerified account @douglaskarr
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        Dumb people are far more difficult than intelligent ones.
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      2. St. Rev. Dr. Rev II: Revving Intensifies  ☯️ 🏴 😻‏ @St_Rev Apr 9
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        wait, I'm confused, is agreeableness the state of lacking greeables? did I figure out the joke

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. Richard Bibeault‏ @Duderichy Apr 9
        Replying to @St_Rev @eigenrobot

        paging @cheascake

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