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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 8

      do you know exactly how many people you have slept with in whatever sense you want to use

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 8

      if you know is it because the number is small or zero and you can actually remember the name of each one

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    3. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk Apr 8
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      the virgin "so many sex partners he lost count" vs the chad "spent the majority of his adult life in a loving monogamous relationship"

      2 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 8
      Replying to @mechanical_monk

      all I know is keeping a tally is worst of all

      5:06 AM - 8 Apr 2021
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        2. Prester John-Boy‏ @DesidErratum Apr 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot @mechanical_monk

          Yes, but it makes for such delightful music..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JefhGESy0-w …

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 8
          Replying to @DesidErratum @mechanical_monk

          https://youtu.be/9Iwspf5L1Qk 

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        1. vector (wagmi)‏ @VectorOfBasis Apr 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot @mechanical_monk

          it's not hard to count to one, it's hard not to count to one

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        1. ego wrenna - 10k words‏ @egocv Apr 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot @mechanical_monk

          you could tattoo a little flag on your arm for each one, that would be worse.pic.twitter.com/WskY4bsyXt

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        1. -.-- -.-- --..‏ @postpostpostr Apr 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot @mechanical_monk

          i first read this as "all I know is keeping italy is worst of all"

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