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    1. Christian Lorentzen (7/50 arrangements arranged)‏ @CkLorentzen Apr 8
      Replying to @CkLorentzen @chrisgardenuk @eigenrobot

      I think it might reflect the asymmetry in how easy hog vs IQ are to fake elsewhere. There are a few isolated cases where dick size is impossible to fake (public urinals, nudist beaches, sex chambers), but in general it’s easy. Up to a point, IQ is much easier to fake in general.

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    2. Chris in the garden‏ @chrisgardenuk Apr 8
      Replying to @CkLorentzen @eigenrobot

      Probably in the middle? At the extremes, I'd say IQ is harder to fake if we assume it really measures cognitive ability (whereas extreme dicks are as easy to hide as normal sized ones).

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    3. Chris in the garden‏ @chrisgardenuk Apr 8
      Replying to @chrisgardenuk @CkLorentzen @eigenrobot

      People claiming to have an IQ of 75 or 145 who don't will probably struggle to fake mental retardation / genius long term?

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    4. Chris in the garden‏ @chrisgardenuk Apr 8
      Replying to @chrisgardenuk @CkLorentzen @eigenrobot

      I'm assuming here that hung men don't just flash their huge endowment in public to prove the claim, which might be an optimistic assumption 😂

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    5. Christian Lorentzen (7/50 arrangements arranged)‏ @CkLorentzen Apr 8
      Replying to @chrisgardenuk @eigenrobot

      Don’t need to be that obvious about it I don’t think. Wear somewhat to very fitted pants and most women who have at least some physical interest in them will have a pretty good idea what’s going on.

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    6. Christian Lorentzen (7/50 arrangements arranged)‏ @CkLorentzen Apr 8
      Replying to @CkLorentzen @chrisgardenuk @eigenrobot

      I happen to believe that men are super-experts at imputing actual breast and butt shape/size in spite of all the tricks women try to pull, based on vague contours. And women the same with dicks. They peek. I know they do.

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    7. Chris in the garden‏ @chrisgardenuk Apr 8
      Replying to @CkLorentzen @eigenrobot

      I'm sure AI researchers are busy working on an automated version of Superman's X-ray vision 🤔 Soon we'll all have enhanced powers.

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    8. Christian Lorentzen (7/50 arrangements arranged)‏ @CkLorentzen Apr 8
      Replying to @chrisgardenuk @eigenrobot

      Never gonna happen. The Spanx Corporation will buy the tech and bury it.

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    9. Chris in the garden‏ @chrisgardenuk Apr 8
      Replying to @CkLorentzen @eigenrobot

      Monopoly seeking is why we can't have nice things. 😟

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    10. Christian Lorentzen (7/50 arrangements arranged)‏ @CkLorentzen Apr 8
      Replying to @chrisgardenuk @eigenrobot

      True enough, although I wonder if “see anyone naked” in particular might be a bit of a monkey paw.

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 8
      Replying to @CkLorentzen @chrisgardenuk

      i dont mind you guys going back and forth for hours but please untag me next time <3

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        2. Chris in the garden‏ @chrisgardenuk Apr 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot @CkLorentzen

          Sorry 😬

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        3. Christian Lorentzen (7/50 arrangements arranged)‏ @CkLorentzen Apr 8
          Replying to @chrisgardenuk

          Hehe, I was today days old when I learned how to untag someone.

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