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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 7

      eigenrobot Retweeted Uju Anya

      i am pretty sure I would just tell the school to "get fucked lol" thinking school may not be for me, as a parenthttps://twitter.com/UjuAnya/status/1379468693483192323 …

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      Uju Anya @UjuAnya
      My child got sent to Zoom detention for not paying attention in Zoom 4th grade. Email said here’s the link to access the room to serve detention. I swear I’m trying so hard to take this life seriously.
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 7

      "your kid isnt paying attention" what im hearing is that your school must be pretty fucking dull

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 7

      watching the teacher yell at another kid for falling asleep in first grade was a formative experience for me. in relating the story to my dad i used the word "bitch" for the first time

      1:58 AM - 7 Apr 2021
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        1. ☉rthonormalist‏ @orthonormalist Apr 7
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          My 2nd grade teacher lied about me to my mom, and in the ensuing parent-teacher discussion I informed her she was a liar (she was Samoan and about 6'3"), my mom believed me, and thus began homeschooling.

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        1. visa is stretching (hips)  🪔‏ @visakanv Apr 7
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          visa is stretching (hips)  🪔 Retweeted visa is stretching (hips)  🪔

          I see we are still doing thishttps://twitter.com/visakanv/status/1149365496472432640 …

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          visa is stretching (hips)  🪔 @visakanv
          So: the most important thing about the most important thing in life is attention, and in schools, IMO, we often screw up how we teach it. If you use threats and coercion to force kids to “pay” attention... ...you set people up for dysfunctional relationships their whole life pic.twitter.com/DILk1zn2pN
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        2. Arc‏ @arctanno Apr 7
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          in middle school i created a petition (got the entire 6th and 7th grades to sign it) to stop squaredancing in phys ed; brought it to the teacher (a woman with whom my mom had argued plenty) and she promptly threw the petition in the trash i think that's when i became an anarchist

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        3. Downzorz‏ @Downzorz1 Apr 7
          Replying to @arctanno

          pic.twitter.com/8Ze62Sspsx

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