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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 3

    eigenrobot Retweeted PLEASE (DON’T) SCREAM IN MY FUCKING FACE  🦠

    i should do one of these for my life. ill film it tomorrow maybe we should make a threadhttps://twitter.com/moschinodorito/status/1378014206633578497 …

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    PLEASE (DON’T) SCREAM IN MY FUCKING FACE  🦠 @moschinodorito
    here’s the whole video pic.twitter.com/fUo4j24n3V
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    • acid shill row 〚the boat〛, hon Armchair Egghead weaseltoad Jackson Bates Daniel pjeffa.eth (🦧,🦧)
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 3

        eigenrobot Retweeted :•:

        oh yeah im going to voice it as a babycakes diaryhttps://twitter.com/ollybot_redux/status/1378493249074167815 …

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        :•: @ollyrobot
        Replying to @eigenrobot
        please do the accent
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      2. :•:‏ @ollyrobot Apr 3
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        please do the accent

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. unique indemnifier‏ @fmd4cp Apr 3
        Replying to @ollyrobot @eigenrobot

        a vocal vocal fry fan

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. ian‏ @bigbabytex Apr 3
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        this is 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲

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      2. Boos Did 9/11‏ @007Bistromath Apr 3
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I really really wish I hadn't clicked that I'm actually nauseous

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Boos Did 9/11‏ @007Bistromath Apr 3
        Replying to @007Bistromath @eigenrobot

        I now understand WHY rich people are psychopaths

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      2. prerat‏ @prerationalist Apr 3
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        wake up sit in bed & tweet go to kitchen & tweet over to sofa & tweet some more in the back yard, send some tweets work out, tweet between sets back to the kitchen, a few more tweets go to bed, last few tweets (4 hr later) ok really time to go to sleep tho (2 hr later) twitter

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. :•:‏ @ollyrobot Apr 3
        Replying to @prerationalist @eigenrobot

        no no no you're missing "stand perfectly at attention for 6 hours over my sleeping wife and child, lights of my life, holders of all my dreams, to protect them from Harm", preceded and followed by "pop some stimulants"

        3 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. David Hines‏ @hradzka Apr 3
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        everybody in the replies to the QT is annoyed by her casual flex of her money I am noticing that throughout her day she is hitting the wine awful hard

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. Intentional Person‏ @IntentPerson Apr 3
        Replying to @hradzka @eigenrobot

        I'd want to heavily medicate if I did so little in my days too.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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