ok so I was listening to @thocpodcast last night. as i have been doing
the host tells short chinese ghost stories for Halloween by an old Chinese author. however that author also wrote Ribaldry and so the host said at one point "ok also here are some sex romp stories"
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a man is born with a dong the size of a silk worm. his father is dismayed because whos gonna procreate with his son. how will he have grandchildren. so he travels the land talking about his sons problem trying to find a solution Thanks Dad
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through a series of events the son finds himself coerced into bed by a lady he meets on the road, but she notices the mans nanodong and just becomes sexually frustrated enter: the fox spirit aunt
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she finds out about this and owes him a favor for other reasons. so she gives him a Literal Penis Enhancement Pill i assume this story was made to sell dick pills because in short order the man has seduced the fox spirit's daughter and also the first girl. who is a ghost
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the aunt finds out about his tomfoolery and says. "Well. i guess you are just going to have to marry both of them now" its the obvious solution when you think about it
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so the guy goes home to his family to make the arrangements. while he waits for the old people to sign the papers he goes and bangs a servant girl so his parents know hes hung now. they are extremely interested in this and his mom makes sure to interrogate the girl to be sure
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epsilon a little drama they all live happily ever after which you know because he has a healthy son who is a great scholar and passes his imperial exams at the precocious age of fourteen. the end
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here's the episode. good stuffhttps://thehistoryofchina.wordpress.com/2018/11/15/152-special-strange-tales-3-5-nsfw-edition/ …
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