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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 30

    sufficiently advanced utilitarianism is indistinguishable from evil

    4:20 AM - 30 Mar 2021
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 30

        the twenty year old IMPROOVER https://twitter.com/mechanical_monk/status/1376857747430510594 …pic.twitter.com/ZkblHIWv7w

        12 replies 1 retweet 131 likes
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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 30

        i should delete that but i wont

        9 replies 0 retweets 123 likes
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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 30

        all of the utilitarians angrily protesting in the replies should consider whether theyre making anyones lives better by doing so instead of knitting mosquito nets or identifying people to vivisect so that their organs can be redistributed to transplant patients to maximize QALYs

        18 replies 14 retweets 341 likes
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      5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 30

        If you're inclined now to reply to this with blistering attaccs, just repeat to yourself 'its one shitpost, i should really just relax.'

        15 replies 1 retweet 100 likes
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      6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 30

        i hope this thread is an Omelasian paradise for you all because i am the small child kept at the center of it. in the perpetual filth and darkness of angry Earnest replies, for and against utilitarianism

        5 replies 0 retweets 96 likes
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      7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 30

        The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas was a critique of utilitarianism tho 😃

        5 replies 0 retweets 52 likes
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      8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 30

        eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

        https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1146291821942849538?s=19 …

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        eigenrobot @eigenrobot
        new EA cause area: follow consequentialist utilitarianism to its logical end and breed the fabled Utility Monster
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      9. End of conversation
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      2. JokerMakeupJacobite 🐋 🐢 🌹‏ @ClwnPrncCharlie Mar 30
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        By advanced we mean “taken to its conclusions”

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. The Indifferent Wiggle‏ @strangerseas Mar 30
        Replying to @ClwnPrncCharlie @eigenrobot

        yes, advanced in the sense of "advanced cancer"

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. mechanical monk‏ @mechanical_monk Mar 30
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        noo 😢 i-improoove…

        2 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      3. dj microbeads in NYC  🇺🇲 til the 20th‏ @djmicrobeads Mar 30
        Replying to @mechanical_monk @eigenrobot

        improoving isn't necessarily utilitarian

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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