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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 20

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      wait seriously this is far worse latency than masks i havent touched receipts for years https://twitter.com/woke8yearold/status/1372912068622479361 …

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    2. bmt‏ @bigmastertroll Mar 20
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      i give up on that man idk will receipts make a diff really?

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 20
      Replying to @bigmastertroll

      probably not unless you work retail but who knows easy change to make for me, potential upside

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    4. Wie Dan 🍃‏ @LudditeHacker Mar 20
      Replying to @eigenrobot @bigmastertroll

      Easy change???

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 20
      Replying to @LudditeHacker @bigmastertroll

      just dont take receipts!!

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    6. Wie Dan 🍃‏ @LudditeHacker Mar 20
      Replying to @eigenrobot @bigmastertroll

      Daily routines are extremely hard to change! You can only do it if you are always aware of your surroundings and never absentminded or daydreamy. I still sometimes leave my house without my shoes on, what do you want from me??!

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    7. Wie Dan 🍃‏ @LudditeHacker Mar 20
      Replying to @LudditeHacker @eigenrobot @bigmastertroll

      It also doesn't work with self checkouts because you need it to leave the store.

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 20
      Replying to @LudditeHacker @bigmastertroll

      what? no you dont just pay for your shit and leave. i have never been challenged. no one is paying attention! has anyone ever stopped you and demanded to compare your receipt to your bagged goods??

      3:20 AM - 20 Mar 2021
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        2. Wie Dan 🍃‏ @LudditeHacker Mar 20
          Replying to @eigenrobot @bigmastertroll

          In NL it's automated and you need to scan your receipt to open the gate to let yo leave. It's called having a minimum wage.

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 20
          Replying to @LudditeHacker @bigmastertroll

          we have a $15/h minimum wage in seattle and the self checkouts have an option not to print receipts jeez like what if you decide not to buy anything. are you just trapped forever

          3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. Eyes Alight‏ @WesternScramasa Mar 20
          Replying to @eigenrobot @bigmastertroll

          haha, this says something about the social strata of the stores you shop in if I go to the walmart a couple miles one way from my house I get my receipt checked every single time - lots of shoplifting

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