I know you're still awake you coward
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I was cuddling my BABY if you Must know I have known about the laws for decades. to the extent i didnt even see it as a trap. just a reference to some laws, without any obvious toeholds into which I could jam a joek
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and if you had seen it as a trap you wouldn't have fallen in :V
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I hope my Mischief and Need For Attention have not caused you significant grief , today ,
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going to buy your wife a nerf gun for when you post like this
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shall I inform her or is it a surprise
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seriously send your mailing address ill ship one. every time you apologize completely unnecessarily for something online or in person she shoots you. ez peasy behavioral modification
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i strongly approve of this plan because it involves 1) me shooting a nerf gun 2) my wife suffering less anxiety
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