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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17

    if you want to know what its like to have a kid one thing to think about is that i am not upset when my daughter poops. i am Proud I see an absolutely overflowing diaper and my reaction is not UGH. more like hell yeah baby. you fucking filled that diaper like a champ. great work

    10:58 PM - 17 Mar 2021
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    • andrewk.eth Mick Nugget [Ten] days of Christmas Thinkwert eliza eggwifeguy HanneloreDelores Johnny 🌖 🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot 🦇
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      2. Amir‏ @amirism_ Mar 17
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        this is consistent with what i hear from everywhre else am still mindboggled

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17
        Replying to @amirism_

        yeah I wouldn't have gotten it earlier either not sure how to explain the change but it was immediate

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      1. + big buddhi +‏ @embryosophy Mar 17
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        i love this

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      2. Nadeem Mohsin‏ @abstractwhiz Mar 17
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Is it really surprising that YOU would be proud of your offspring's first attempt at shitposting? 😂

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17
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        omg had not thought of it like this

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      2. AGB (Alex)‏ @AtomicGaryBusey Mar 18
        Replying to @landvaluetax @eigenrobot

        ^^^^ this exactly. Every silent rush to the crib to make sure he was still breathing, every successfully awful diaper full of turds, every ear-bleed screech meant he was alive and we were successfully keeping this bewildering being alive. It's the small things. 🙂

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      2. Dr. Dad, PhD‏ @GarrettPetersen Mar 18
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Same! I think a big part of it is that infant poop doesn't smell bad like, say, adult human poop or dog poop. When they're just breastfeeding, it doesn't smell. Nobody talks about this.

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      3. I somewhat disagree‏ @rugstump Mar 18
        Replying to @GarrettPetersen @eigenrobot

        It's so nice. I would buy a candle of it.

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      1. Jim You-Learn-A-Lot-But-Kinda-A-Dick Bang‏ @MachineEcon Mar 18
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        Wait till they start going in the toilet. Have you ever done a celebration dance for poop? Someone else's that is.

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