this is consistent with what i hear from everywhre else am still mindboggled
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yeah I wouldn't have gotten it earlier either not sure how to explain the change but it was immediate
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i love this
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Is it really surprising that YOU would be proud of your offspring's first attempt at shitposting?

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omg had not thought of it like this
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^^^^ this exactly. Every silent rush to the crib to make sure he was still breathing, every successfully awful diaper full of turds, every ear-bleed screech meant he was alive and we were successfully keeping this bewildering being alive. It's the small things.
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Same! I think a big part of it is that infant poop doesn't smell bad like, say, adult human poop or dog poop. When they're just breastfeeding, it doesn't smell. Nobody talks about this.
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It's so nice. I would buy a candle of it.
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Wait till they start going in the toilet. Have you ever done a celebration dance for poop? Someone else's that is.
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