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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17

      why did I get irs money why do they have my bank account what the fuck

      21 replies 2 retweets 180 likes
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17

      tempted to do what I did in college and use it to buy a copy of Capitalism and Freedom for anyone who promised to read it

      3 replies 0 retweets 86 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17

      ok what is the best way to spend up to $1400 to express my contempt for the federal government

      36 replies 3 retweets 108 likes
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17

      eigenrobot Retweeted

      in retrospect it was probably from moon's return from last year's filing for 2019 when we had not been married so in a sense I am hypothetically spending her money but you know it all goes to the same place https://twitter.com/_mengde_/status/1372352218070925313?s=19 …

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17

      eigenrobot Retweeted Corn Woman  🌽

      hohoho time to learn how to promote tweets to bluecheck'shttps://twitter.com/WomanCorn/status/1372353227610583040?s=19 …

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      Corn Woman  🌽 @WomanCorn
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      Targeted Facebook ads.
      6:05 PM - 17 Mar 2021
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      • Mandy VeryRealInternetFriend Muga Sofer BenjiLocke Ray Doraisamy Passacagliostro Mauv iorek byrnison FrzPch_NoNeed Prince Vogelfrei
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        1. Joe, AsD, EDP‏ @joe_r_Odonnell Mar 17
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          if you have enough real names you can upload a list to FB and send them ads. not sure what the min number is

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        1. Costa‏ @costa11235 Mar 17
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        1. hiro antagonist‏ @insipidwanker Mar 17
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Can you target industry, Brooklyn, and $50k/year?

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        1.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds Mar 17
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          "it's bad on purpose to make you click" as a promoted tweet would actually be uhh kinda great

          0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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        2. Prince Vogelfrei‏ @PrinceVogel Mar 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Just promote all the best local tweets just to see if it helps ensare people into this corner of twitter

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
        3. iorek byrnison‏ @eggprophet Mar 18
          Replying to @PrinceVogel @eigenrobot

          i think this would only succeed in gwtting us bloqqed by @myceliummage

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        2. :•:‏ @ollyrobot Mar 17
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Pls robot I don't wanna block you but I have a Policy about promoted tweets that permits no exceptions

          2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17
          Replying to @ollyrobot

          what if I promote one of your tweet's. at you

          1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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