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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17

    why did I get irs money why do they have my bank account what the fuck

    5:57 PM - 17 Mar 2021
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17

        tempted to do what I did in college and use it to buy a copy of Capitalism and Freedom for anyone who promised to read it

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17

        ok what is the best way to spend up to $1400 to express my contempt for the federal government

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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17

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        in retrospect it was probably from moon's return from last year's filing for 2019 when we had not been married so in a sense I am hypothetically spending her money but you know it all goes to the same place https://twitter.com/_mengde_/status/1372352218070925313?s=19 …

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      5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17

        eigenrobot Retweeted Corn Woman  🌽

        hohoho time to learn how to promote tweets to bluecheck'shttps://twitter.com/WomanCorn/status/1372353227610583040?s=19 …

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      1. Alcofribas‏ @open_mix Mar 17
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        You didn't file taxes?

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      1. Vuulthuryol‏ @Vuulthuryol1 Mar 17
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        everything is watched there is nowhere to hide

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      2. blissfully married srav‏ @thesravaka Mar 17
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        tell me you don't qualify.

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Mar 17
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        probably via moon

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